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Total Medals Earned: 49 (From 13 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 595 Points

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Castle Crashing the Beard HD

Medals Earned: 1/9 (50/355 points)

Whiskered Away 50 Points

Get the max attack combo chain

Amaranth 10 Points

Level up to the max level

Close Shave 10 Points

Beat the game

Sorbet 10 Points

Defeat Tom's Backup Plan

Hairless 25 Points

Beat the game without a helper

Razor's Edge 50 Points

Beat the game without dying

Shear Dedication 50 Points

Get 12 red coins in one game

The Fast and the Furriest 50 Points

Beat the game in under 5 minutes

Hairbrained 100 Points

Beat the game without getting hit

Downhill to Infinity

Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/155 points)

Beefed 5 Points

Get your first faceful of pavement

Combo Kid 5 Points

Land a Combo of 5 or more

Combo Captain 10 Points

Land a Combo of 15 or more

Combo King 25 Points

Land a Combo of 25 or more

Combo Christ 100 Points

Land a Combo of 40 or more

Slow Ride 10 Points

Go 1000 meters without landing a single trick

FRIDAY NIGHT FUNKIN'

Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/40 points)

Friday Night Funker 5 Points

Start the game

SPOOKY TIME 10 Points

Beat Week 1 in Story mode and unlock Week 2

Just like the game 25 Points

Funk on a Friday (real time)

ITAZURA MADNESS

Medals Earned: 11/50 (60/500 points)

1- Al La FIN 5 Points

Die.

2- Adios 5 Points

Complete the tutorial

10- The Sun 5 Points

Start playing!

19- Segue to requiem 5 Points

Reach halfway through the tower

20- Arabesque! 10 Points

Survive death

23- Mannaggia l'anima de li mortacci tua 5 Points

Defeat Don

29- Hypnopompic howls 5 Points

Enter the tower

33- Meep. 5 Points

Bother Yeremey

38- The little fishmonger 5 Points

Find Cai's soul

42- Annoyed Grunt 5 Points

Defeat 1 enemy

45- Albany's pocket watch 5 Points

Obtain Strawberryclock

3- Gyahahahaha! 10 Points

Defeat Xenon on Moon 0

4- Everything is terrible 10 Points

Defeat Xenon on Moon 1

5- Take your meds 10 Points

Defeat Xenon on Moon 2

6- Sardina ina ina 10 Points

Defeat Xenon on Moon 3

7- Mmm... Richer 10 Points

Defeat Xenon on Moon 4

8- Table whacker 10 Points

Defeat Xenon on Moon 5

9- High rise 5 Points

Reach the top of the tower

11- Mii... 5 Points

Find all the *totally adorbs* outfits :3

12- EVERYTHING BY EVERYONE 5 Points

Brandish the Tank

13- Seasoned to taste 5 Points

Defeat an enemy using salt and pepper

14- Somewhere in Nevada? 5 Points

Defeat the Sheriff

15- Hahahaha this sucks man :( 10 Points

Defeat Xenon on Moon 6

16- Tiny hands 10 Points

Defeat Xenon on Moon 7

17- Xanadu of Two 10 Points

Defeat Camlaidh

18- Skin slapping 25 Points

Defeat Xenon with your bare hands

21- Eat with caution 5 Points

Die by eating an artichoke

22- Code red 5 Points

Defeat an enemy using a hammer and a sickle

24- BLAM THIS PIECE OF CRAP 5 Points

Defeat an enemy in less than 10 hits

25- Penny puncher 25 Points

Defeat Xenon on Moon 8

26- Xenon's broken hearts 50 Points

Defeat Xenon on Moon 9

27- Evaporated milk 5 Points

Hover over the reset save button for a bit

28- This is my house dude 5 Points

Defeat Osha

30- Warning: Very funny 5 Points

Reach floor 38 :)

31- WOW! 5 Points

Check out the credits

32- Comfy jeans 5 Points

Defeat B. Casual

34- Peace peace! 10 Points

Collect all items

35- It's an Albany expression 5 Points

Finish the game as Albany

36- Gallons of the stuff 5 Points

Finish the game as Ramzi

37- Badarsenal 10 Points

Collect all weapons

39- ...But you can call me Mom 10 Points

Defeat Satan

40- Madness sisters 5 Points

Brandish Sashka

41- Saneless Tower Domination 5 Points

Brandish Chester's finger

43- Agreeable Grunt 5 Points

Defeat 38 enemies

44- Keep the change 5 Points

Finish the game as Yeremey

46- Ramzi's band shirt 5 Points

Collect all Cibo matto items

47- Radon doesn't react 5 Points

Finish the game as Radon

48- Wilhelm Grunt 5 Points

Defeat 138 enemies

49- Tim Allen Grunt 10 Points

Defeat 380 enemies

50- So long and thanks for all the fish 100 Points

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Madness Accelerant

Medals Earned: 2/5 (60/135 points)

Face Off 10 Points

Let out all your aggression.

Madness Mode 50 Points

Defeat Madness Mode!

A WINNER IS YOU 25 Points

Beat the game.

Pacifist 25 Points

Be kind to those less fortunate than yourself.

True Face of Evil 25 Points

Reveal the true face of evil!

Madness: Project Nexus (Classic)

Medals Earned: 7/16 (105/480 points)

Mercy 5 Points

Don't kill any traitors or cowards in Mission 1A.

Slaughter Rank: Greenhorn 5 Points

[Career] Kill 50 enemies in Arena Mode.

Slaughter Rank: Bloodied 10 Points

[Career] Kill 200 enemies in Arena Mode.

Slaughter Rank: Impaler 10 Points

[Career] Kill 350 enemies in Arena Mode.

Slaughter Rank: Psychopath 25 Points

[Career] Kill 1000 enemies in Arena Mode.

Slaughter Rank: Seas of Blood 25 Points

[Career] Kill 2000 enemies in Arena Mode.

Slaughter Rank: Wargod 25 Points

[Career] Kill 600 enemies in Arena Mode.

Nexus Victory [Easy] 10 Points

Defeat the Nexus HQ on Easy Difficulty

Nexus Victory [Normal] 10 Points

Defeat the Nexus HQ on Normal Difficulty

Nexus Victory [Hard] 25 Points

Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty

Savior's Sword 25 Points

Find Jesus's hidden blade in Story Mode.

Slaughter Rank: Greater Than 9000 50 Points

[Career] Kill 9001 enemies in Arena Mode.

Slaughter Rank: Impossible 50 Points

[Career] Kill 5000 enemies in Arena Mode.

Do What Comes Natural 100 Points

Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty without playing Hank.

Slaughter Rank: Genocider 100 Points

[Career] Kill 53,594 enemies in Arena Mode (Pfffft Good Luck!)

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NG STARS

Medals Earned: 1/1 (50/50 points)

Playah 50 Points

Play NG Stars

Pistol for President

Medals Earned: 2/6 (60/100 points)

Flawless Victory 50 Points

The voters loved all your answers for an entire debate.

SUCCESS! 10 Points

Elected as President.

Gun Down 10 Points

You've created an enemy.

Couldn't Keep Up 10 Points

It's a competitive bid, the presidency.

By Default 10 Points

The Blade Party is imprisoned.

Vanished 10 Points

The Pistol Party disappeared.

Portal Defenders: Tower Defense

Medals Earned: 6/12 (45/280 points)

Curious 5 Points

Visit the creators' website

Mad Max 10 Points

Upgrade all 3 tower types to maximum in the same level

Cannibal 5 Points

Earn a heart from eating 4 enemy organs

Weeaboo 10 Points

Beat Hanzou

Redemption 10 Points

Beat Jebus

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Over 9000 50 Points

Purchase all permanent upgrades

Completionist 50 Points

5-star every level

Remorse 5 Points

Sell a tower

How Bizarre 25 Points

Beat Bizarro Tom

Iron Man 100 Points

Beat the game without getting any permanent upgrades

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Rushdown Rivals

Medals Earned: 12/48 (80/415 points)

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Stylish 5 Points

Achieve Disgusting or higher

Just Getting Started 5 Points

Complete the Tutorial Mission

Pico Unloaded 5 Points

Beat Standard (any) as Pico

Machina 5 Points

Beat Standard (any) as Cassette Girl

Darnell For President 5 Points

Beat Standard (any) as Darnell

Final Cuts 5 Points

Beat Standard (any) as Nene

Nevada Killing Machine 5 Points

Beat Standard (any) as Hank

Just Like His Father 5 Points

Beat Standard (any) as Son

That's How You Do It 5 Points

Beat Standard (any) as Girlfriend

Alloy Arena 5 Points

Beat Standard (any) as Alloy

Area Secured 5 Points

Defeat Standard (any)

Clean Sweep 10 Points

Beat all Standard modes on all maps

Overclocked 10 Points

Beat Standard Insane

Portal Defender 25 Points

Beat all Standard Insane on all maps

Newgrounds Champion 50 Points

Beat both Standard Mode and Insane Mode on all Maps.

Too Easy 10 Points

Get to wave 10 on Endless Mode

Speedrunner 5 Points

Beat (any) standard mode in under 6 minutes.

Insane Speedrunner 5 Points

Beat (any) Insane Mode in under 6 minutes.

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LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 10 Points

Achieve the highest combo rating possible.

Everything by Everyone 10 Points

Discover all the Assists and defeat all the Bosses